I don’t get the deal with flowers.
Especially roses. I mean, roses?! They’re a symbol of love, I get that, but they don’t smell like anything except grass. Grass! If you’re walking along, and you trip and fall face first into grass, do you suddenly feel a sense of love and attraction? Do you want to kiss the first person that you see? NO! They’re pretty and all, but mountains are pretty, and they don’t appear on Valentine’s Day cards. No offense or anything, but I’m just saying, flowers are overrated.